Australia doesn't exist

Disclaimer: Although I believe that the Earth is flat, this is not actually part of the Flat Earth Theory.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth.

beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Alright kewl, Steve Irwin never existed, nor does the great barrier reef.

beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Thats all right. Beast is part of the conspiracy. It just goes to show you that the conspirators are all around us.

And the Great Barrier Reef doesn't exist either. All the photos and videos of it are fake. They were made to fool you.

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beast is going to kill you.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Thats all right. Beast is part of the conspiracy. It just goes to show you that the conspirators are all around us.

And the Great Barrier Reef doesn't exist either. All the photos and videos of it are fake. They were made to fool you.

Lol your from CN. But yeah this IS ALL A CONSPIRAH EVEN BEAST IS.

I've heard about this. I can't even believe the ignorance of people who think that "Australia" exists. It's so obvious!

no flatty's here. you win, good sir.

Evidence?

I've heard about this. I can't even believe the ignorance of people who think that "Australia" exists. It's so obvious!

Its Master Chief and Renova from CN cyzer, Cmon were not THIS stupid.

no flatty's here. you win, good sir.

Only when the government admits the truth will I have won.

What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?

Its Master Chief and Renova from CN cyzer, Cmon were not THIS stupid.

Obviously you are stupid, if you are refusing to believe the truth.

What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?

Cuase cause, He said so. Its all a conspirsah from the goverment, Just like the earth being round.  :lol: . Im just copying the guys from the forum.

What evidence do you have that australia does not exist?

Have you ever seen more than pictures or videos of Australia?

I rest my case.

Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.

Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.

hes a conspiraher.

Well, I could tell you that I've been to Australia, but you would just label me as part of the conspiracy.

Blatant conspirator.

But have you ever seem more then pictures or videos of, say, Alaska?

If not, then Alaska must not exist.

I'd expect something like that coming from someone who is part of the conspiracy.

So. . . What are you trying to say?

Does me being part of the conspiracy negate the fact that something can still exist even if you have never encountered it in person?

By your logic, all of history would be a fake.

Does me being part of the conspiracy negate the fact that something can still exist even if you have never encountered it in person?

To be honest, I am not entirely sure that you exist. I think you are just one of the bots that the government developed to surf forums and try to convince people that the lies about Australia are really true. And I am not going to bother debating with a bot.

Same here.

I think you are just one of the idiots that the trolls developed to surf forums and try to convince people to waste their time debating a known fact.  And I am not going to bother debating with a Troll.

I think you are just one of the idiots that the trolls developed to surf forums and try to convince people to waste their time debating a known fact.  And I am not going to bother debating with a Troll.

No, I am trying to convince people the truth. I am convincing them to debate about the unknown facts.

Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.

Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.

This thread isn't meant to be humorous. It was made to make a point.

And that point is that Australia is really just an elaborate conspiracy made up by the government.

Well, congratulations, go get you own domain and start the Australia Does Not Exist Society.  Best of luck.

Well, congratulations, go get you own domain and start the Australia Does Not Exist Society.  Best of luck.

You don't understand, do you? This conspiracy is directly linked to the Round Earth conspiracy.

I understood it the other 442 times, too.  However, if you want to discuss your ADNET, you should start your own website, as this one already has a purpose.

Halo dude is absolutely right.  Australia does not exist.  I know this because I live here.  Or at least I get paid to pretend to.

well im found out! just dont tell my superiors or i wont get my paycheck.

Wow, this wasn't funny the first 442 times it was done, and guess what?  It still isn't.

hm i believe the random selection of a number that includes the smaller number "42" is clearly significant. Like... Australia holds the secret to life.

By your logic, all of history would be a fake.

perhaps... IT IS ALL A RUSE?