The whole Jesus Thing

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The whole Jesus Thing
« on: November 24, 2008, 06:31:40 AM »
This is a question for you Christians.

...What's up with that? Creating a son, born into the world just to get tortured and killed in order to save humans from their sins? If god is really omnipotent, wasn't it unnecessary? If any action was needed in conjunction with saving us from our sins, why not a snap of the fingers? Or a clapper with a sin switch?... Clap on! Clap off!
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2008, 09:21:24 AM »
I was under the impression that God and Jesus were the same entity.

Taking that into consideration, God sent himself down to Earth and killed himself just to break some rules that he created just to save everyone?
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 09:27:18 AM »
An omnipotent being has the power to not follow human logic, Vauxhall.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 09:28:51 AM »
An omnipotent being has the power to not follow human logic, Vauxhall.

That's the easy way to look at it. Perhaps there's a tribunal in heaven that has certain rules and such that each God has to follow, and that was one of them... have fun to break your own rules?
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 09:40:57 AM »
This is a question for you Christians.

...What's up with that? Creating a son, born into the world just to get tortured and killed in order to save humans from their sins? If god is really omnipotent, wasn't it unnecessary? If any action was needed in conjunction with saving us from our sins, why not a snap of the fingers? Or a clapper with a sin switch?... Clap on! Clap off!

Martyrs are very persuasive.
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2008, 11:50:24 AM »
Martyrs are very persuasive.
So it's a manipulation technique?
If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 11:53:12 AM »
The answer to that question, regardless of subject, is yes.
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 11:53:53 AM »
Martyrs are very persuasive.
So it's a manipulation technique?
A very incoherent and sado-masochistic one at that.
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 12:01:05 PM »
Martyrs are very persuasive.
So it's a manipulation technique?

If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 12:11:34 PM »
http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=why+did+jesus+have+to+die
Not a single one of those links gives me a straight answer.

I see shit like, "God is smarter than you so stop questioning him!"

If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?
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If I was asked to imagine a perfect deity, I would never invent one that suffers from a multiple personality disorder. Christians get points for originality there.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 01:01:54 PM »
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?
It's unsure which method they've employed the most out of the two.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 01:19:47 PM »
If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?

God does.
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 02:49:14 PM »
If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?

God does.
Kow do you know what God thinks? And how are we supposed to know why God does what he does? He is a GOD. His understanding and reasons are beyond our own.
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 02:51:29 PM »
If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?

God does.
Kow do you know what God thinks? And how are we supposed to know why God does what he does? He is a GOD. His understanding and reasons are beyond our own.
How do you know?


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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2008, 02:52:56 PM »
If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?

God does.
Kow do you know what God thinks? And how are we supposed to know why God does what he does? He is a GOD. His understanding and reasons are beyond our own.

I never said I knew what god thinks.  I know what Christians think.
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2008, 02:54:35 PM »
If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?

God does.
Kow do you know what God thinks? And how are we supposed to know why God does what he does? He is a GOD. His understanding and reasons are beyond our own.

I never said I knew what god thinks.  I know what Christians think.
Yes you did. Right there. I highlighted it for you in case you missed it or forgot about it.
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2008, 02:58:34 PM »
If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?

God does.
Kow do you know what God thinks? And how are we supposed to know why God does what he does? He is a GOD. His understanding and reasons are beyond our own.

I never said I knew what god thinks.  I know what Christians think.
Yes you did. Right there. I highlighted it for you in case you missed it or forgot about it.

God does.  As in the Christians see Jesus' death as a means to symbolize the daily sacrifice they are to make for their faith.  From my point of view their god used a martyr to get a point across.  I think that god would be a bit of a sadist.  From deductive reasoning that god would think symbolism outweighed torture. 
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2008, 03:07:58 PM »
As in the Christians see Jesus' death as a means to symbolize the daily sacrifice they are to make for their faith.
Uhh, Christians see Jesus' sacrifice as the ultimate act of forgivness, and to be deserving of that forgivness they have to be forgiving of others. Letting your buddies off isn't really sacrifice.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2008, 03:09:13 PM »
As in the Christians see Jesus' death as a means to symbolize the daily sacrifice they are to make for their faith.
Uhh, Christians see Jesus' sacrifice as the ultimate act of forgivness, and to be deserving of that forgivness they have to be forgiving of others. Letting your buddies off isn't really sacrifice.
It is when you do so by giving up your own life...

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #21 on: November 24, 2008, 03:10:17 PM »
As in the Christians see Jesus' death as a means to symbolize the daily sacrifice they are to make for their faith.
Uhh, Christians see Jesus' sacrifice as the ultimate act of forgivness, and to be deserving of that forgivness they have to be forgiving of others. Letting your buddies off isn't really sacrifice.
It is when you do so by giving up your own life...
It's impossible to give up your life on a day to day basis.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2008, 03:10:25 PM »
Still, your God is depicted as a psychotic megalomaniac with jealousy issues, who would create a universe governed by rather loose rules, and then punish it when it acts accordingly.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2008, 03:11:43 PM »
As in the Christians see Jesus' death as a means to symbolize the daily sacrifice they are to make for their faith.
Uhh, Christians see Jesus' sacrifice as the ultimate act of forgivness, and to be deserving of that forgivness they have to be forgiving of others. Letting your buddies off isn't really sacrifice.
It is when you do so by giving up your own life...
It's impossible to give up your life on a day to day basis.
God can do anything, heathen.

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2008, 03:12:20 PM »
As in the Christians see Jesus' death as a means to symbolize the daily sacrifice they are to make for their faith.
Uhh, Christians see Jesus' sacrifice as the ultimate act of forgivness, and to be deserving of that forgivness they have to be forgiving of others. Letting your buddies off isn't really sacrifice.

No.  The ultimate act of forgiveness was when he said he forgave them for killing him.  His sacrifice was giving up his life for his faith.  Hence, the symbolism.

Letting your buddies off has nothing to do with what I was talking about.
You think that a photograph is indisputable evidence?  Would you like me to show you a photograph of Barack Obama having sex with a gorilla?

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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2008, 03:12:39 PM »
The New Testament makes no sense.  At all.  It is a testament to humanity's ability to ignore things that don't make sense as long as they comfort us and make us feel good that Christianity ever even got off the ground.  God must really hate intelligent people, and yet our intelligence is supposedly his gift to us.  What a bastard.  >:(
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2008, 03:13:02 PM »
If you look at it that way.  A Christian would say it was a symbolic example.
Christians think symbolism outweighs torture?

God does.
Kow do you know what God thinks? And how are we supposed to know why God does what he does? He is a GOD. His understanding and reasons are beyond our own.

I never said I knew what god thinks.  I know what Christians think.
Yes you did. Right there. I highlighted it for you in case you missed it or forgot about it.

God does.  As in the Christians see Jesus' death as a means to symbolize the daily sacrifice they are to make for their faith.  From my point of view their god used a martyr to get a point across.  I think that god would be a bit of a sadist.  From deductive reasoning that god would think symbolism outweighed torture. 
Um, I AM a christian, and I don't believe that. Are you going to tell me what a Christian believes, even though I have been one all my life and you undoubtedly have much less knowledge of it? We believe that when Jesus died, he bore the burden of all sins from past and present. And it is because he did, we are all forgiven by God merely by asking for it. He gave us the ultimate gift, salvation. That is what we believe.
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2008, 03:14:43 PM »
That is what You believe, not christians in general.
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2008, 03:19:27 PM »
That is what You believe, not christians in general.
You are being stupid. I believe what every other christian believes. we have the same beliefs. And do you know what Christians believe?
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Re: The whole Jesus Thing
« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2008, 03:21:03 PM »
Still, your God is depicted as a psychotic megalomaniac with jealousy issues, who would create a universe governed by rather loose rules, and then punish it when it acts accordingly.
By whom?

Letting your buddies off has nothing to do with what I was talking about.
So then why did you say Christians compare their daily lives with Jesus' sacrifice? That's blasphemous.

The New Testament makes no sense.  At all.
Interesting opinion.

Um, I AM a christian
You ARE a troll.