TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, why don't we do that more often? You could just clean out the country with napalm afterwards.

You can't get shit from dead people.

Exactly. Their neighbours are the only problem, but we'll just nuke them.

Exactly. Their neighbours are the only problem, but we'll just nuke them.

By shit I meant stuff. Japan still is our bitch today because we only nuked some of their islands. The point of war is never to kill your enemy.

Depends what war you are waging.

Like Little Miss Muffet, the Kurds were in my way...

Twilight sucked. It's my fault.

Stop taking the blame for everything, you silly person.

Yeah, it is kinda weird that most vampires sleep in coffins to avoid the sun, while the Cullens just get all sparkly if they're in the sun.

Quote from: Althalus on December 03, 2008, 06:21:17 PM

Yeah, it is kinda weird that most vampires sleep in coffins to avoid the sun, while the Cullens just get all sparkly if they're in the sun.

That's because he's a faggot. Symbolism you know?

What has happened to artful pieces of brilliance? Nowadays it's just female authors masturbating then using the g-spot fluid to write pathetic pieces of fangirl fiction, which eventually become top sellers. I do not want to be known as one of those people that came out of this generation of garbage.

Guests liek their Twilight...

What has happened to artful pieces of brilliance? Nowadays it's just female authors  then using the g-spot fluid to write pathetic pieces of fangirl fiction, which eventually become top sellers. I do not want to be known as one of those people that came out of this generation of garbage.

Protip: Good literature is rarely a big commercial success, or at least since stupid people became literate.

Quote from: Vauxhall on December 03, 2008, 08:27:32 PM

What has happened to artful pieces of brilliance? Nowadays it's just female authors  then using the g-spot fluid to write pathetic pieces of fangirl fiction, which eventually become top sellers. I do not want to be known as one of those people that came out of this generation of garbage.

Protip: Good literature is rarely a big commercial success, or at least since stupid people became literate.

This is very true. I should probably start digging around more.

Fuck, I'm sick of hearing about this damn movie. When will it die?

We should put some flat earth info in this thread, so the guests can learn the TRUTH.

This is the true beauty of Althalus. I hate his guts most of the time, but sometimes, he's awwwwright.

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Does it matter to  a vampire?

Quote from: Althalus on December 03, 2008, 06:21:17 PM

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Does raping someone count as "getting laid?"

Are vampires supposed to get laid?

I would imagine not, I mean all their fluids have ceased moving, so they probably couldn't even do it.

Isn't their primary purpose to drink blood. I never thought they would be able to have normal human emotions.

Well, they were at one time human usually, so they can probably know what it's supposed to feel like.

Well what I meant was, in the movie/books, isn't that guy in love with a girl or something. Is it possible for vampires to love something?

He's a vegetarian vampire. And even regular vampires have some sort of love (such as mating among other vampires).

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

win

Quote from: Althalus on December 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM

Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

win

epic win