The Best of Eric Bloedow!

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« on: June 13, 2008, 03:34:20 PM »
On the horizon:
or go to the seashore and watch the ships going over the horizon. it happens too quickly for the earth to be flat. that reasoning was quoted by Christopher Colombus!

On Earth exploration:
let me simplfy: round earthers belive the ENTIRE earth has been explored. there ARE no unexplored places, except maybe in africa.

On the conspiracy:
oops, i forgot, FR'rs also believe every member of the media is also part of the govenment conspiracy.

On physics:
simply put: FE'rs believe the planet earth is the SOLE exeption to EVERY law of physics in the entire UNIVERSE!

On magnetism:
whoops! if the south magnetic pole was under the hypothetical flat earth, every compass would point up or down-or at an angle from any point on the entire planet!
every magnet in existence has a north pole and a south pole. if you cut one in half, you get 2 magnets with 2 poles each.

but according to The Engineer, the earth has a north pole and NO SOUTH POLE AT ALL!

On atmospheric density:
besides, if the earth were flat with a close sun, there would NEVER BE NIGHT ANYWHERE!

oh, yeah, you have some weird answer for that...which ASSUMES the air is 10 times denser that every single scientist on earth has PROVEN it to be!

On me:
apparently roundylicious is one of those paranoid nutcases who believes that every person on earth is part of this "conspiracy".

On the difference between planets and pumpkins:
and now you are comparing the Earth to a pumkin? nobody belives the planets grew from SEEDS!

On the Coriolis Effect:
the coriolis affect DOES exist, anyone can see it in action using a container of water with a hole in the bottom. anyone, anywhere.

and it really does make the water spin in the opposite direction south of the equator. again, ANYONE can try it and see.

yet Tom Bishop says it does not. he denies the existence of an actual phenomenon MILLIONS of people are looking at RIGHT THIS SECOND!

the FAQ's answer to why the coriolus effect makes water flow in the opposite direction in toilets south of the equator:

"you are mistaken."

in other words, total denial of an obvious fact!

On FE evidence vs RE evidence:
there is not a GRAM of evidence of FE, but there is 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 metric TONS of evidence that earth is round.

On Alaska:
this is why Alaska looks small, when it's actually as big as the other 48 states combined!

On Austria:
if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.

On pixies:
Quote from: eric bloedow
if i remember correctly, humans who believe in pixies can see them, humans who don't beleive in them can't. the kid is trying to point out the pixie in the purse, but the man is staring at the bubbles, which he CAN see.

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« Last Edit: June 14, 2008, 10:52:53 PM by Roundy the Truthinessist »
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 03:41:29 PM »
The pixies one is my favourite.

Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2008, 03:45:07 PM »
The latest post was pretty good...

On FES:
i have had it with this website.
you should call yourselves the "Fucking Lunatic Asshole Twat" society!
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good bye, you
FUCKING
LUNATIC
ASSHOLE
TWATS!!

Also, could we have some context for the pixie one?

Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2008, 03:47:24 PM »
Oh I get it! F.L.A.T!!!

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2008, 03:49:28 PM »
The pixies one is my favourite.

I pulled that one off another website.  I cyberstalked him.  ;D

Also, could we have some context for the pixie one?

Eric's a hardcore Chasing the Sunset fan.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2008, 03:50:24 PM »
Eric exists on other sites? Shit, it's spreading!
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2008, 04:31:35 PM »
I love the pumpkin seed quote.  We should start a pumpkin earth site and invite him to come debate.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2008, 05:24:23 PM »
Especially loving the Austria quote.

To think people fault FE geography skills.
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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2008, 06:18:27 PM »
Especially loving the Austria quote.

To think people fault FE geography skills.

Thats probably my favourite one too
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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2008, 06:30:00 PM »
Austria uber alles!

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2008, 09:16:52 PM »
Chris, why are you posting here and not writing moar book?   >:(
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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2008, 09:28:08 PM »
Chris, why are you posting here and not writing moar book?   >:(

Agreed, and /r/ing moar me.

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2008, 09:34:33 PM »
Silly Chris.

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2008, 07:25:29 PM »
Especially loving the Austria quote.

To think people fault FE geography skills.

WHAT skills?  ???
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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2008, 07:26:45 PM »
The ones we have and you don't. You know, skill at life.

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2008, 07:28:02 PM »
Especially loving the Austria quote.

To think people fault FE geography skills.

WHAT skills do I posses?  ???

None
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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2008, 10:30:49 PM »
Mad ninja skills. DUH>

Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2008, 12:00:54 PM »
Seems like Eric should change his last name to Cartman. His posts would make more sense.

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Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2008, 03:39:21 PM »
I personally like the Alaska being bigger then all the other 48 (dumbass) states put together one myself.  Is making fun of the mentally challenged a damnable sin?
Normally when I'm not sure I just cop a feel.

Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2008, 05:24:50 PM »
Bump!

Need moar of these for my book! Keep them coming!

Re: The Best of Eric Bloedow!
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2008, 05:50:48 PM »
I love the pumpkin seed quote.

It's my favourite.