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narcberry

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Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« on: October 22, 2007, 03:55:30 PM »
To the females of these boards,

I will only waste my time with you this once. Please do not waste your energy responding to any critical thinking threads. If you feel strongly about anything said here, please let your spouse calm you down and make an official response. He will make your argument much clearer and you will be grateful he spared you the embarassment of responding yourself.

As a warning, these threads contain a lot of science, math and logical debate. Cognitive reasoning is a skill you should probably possess before participating in any of the conversations had here. Feel free to use this time to decorate something, like a cake. Remember your time is precious, don't waste it on things you cannot understand.

Remember, your participation here encourages other women to participate in things that are reserved for the "thinking" gender. You set a bad example. We have officially set aside a set of 'playground' forums where you may feel free to dabble in online society.


Thanks for your understanding,
The Flat Earth Society.
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Raist

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 03:58:39 PM »
That is completely uncalled for and sexist.   >:(





Dude that is fucking hillarious. Props.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 04:56:41 PM »
I forgot all about narc's sexism.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 04:59:01 PM »
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK NARCBERRY?! I'M SMARTER THAN HALF THE OTHER FUCKING GUYS IN MY FUCKING CLASS! JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE DEBATES DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID! I DON'T PARTICIPATE IN THE DEBATES COS EVERYONE IN THERE KNOWS IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!  AND RAIST YOU SHOULD BE EVEN MORE ASHAMED FOR PRETENDING TO DISAGREE!! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2007, 05:37:55 PM »
Haha, the first post alone made me laugh, but the angry one above makes it even better.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2007, 05:48:13 PM »
best thread ever.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2007, 05:49:01 PM »
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 04:59:01 PM
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK NARCBERRY?! I'M SMARTER THAN HALF THE OTHER FUCKING GUYS IN MY FUCKING CLASS! JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE DEBATES DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID! I DON'T PARTICIPATE IN THE DEBATES COS EVERYONE IN THERE KNOWS IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!  AND RAIST YOU SHOULD BE EVEN MORE ASHAMED FOR PRETENDING TO DISAGREE!! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


Hey i told him off. The small text is not there to be read. That is why it is in size 1. If you had to cheat and look at it then it just proves you aren't smart enough to debate.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 05:50:17 PM »
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 04:59:01 PM
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK NARCBERRY?! I'M SMARTER THAN HALF THE OTHER FUCKING GUYS IN MY FUCKING CLASS! JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE DEBATES DOESN'T MEAN I'M STUPID! I DON'T PARTICIPATE IN THE DEBATES COS EVERYONE IN THERE KNOWS IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!  AND RAIST YOU SHOULD BE EVEN MORE ASHAMED FOR PRETENDING TO DISAGREE!! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I can FUCKING tell.  You sound very FUCKING smart.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2007, 06:00:30 PM »
Can't wait to see what she posts next :D
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2007, 07:37:17 PM »
Oh really? You can't? Trekky, you know that I've had a better report than you almost every year. 
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Torn Bishop

Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2007, 07:41:00 PM »
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 07:37:17 PM
Oh really? You can't? Trekky, you know that I've had a better report than you almost every year. 
I wouldn't get upset over this, Muffz. It's just narc/retardicus aiming for a flame thread for shits and giggles, and retorting to it is giving him what he wants.
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2007, 07:41:45 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on October 22, 2007, 03:55:30 PM
To the females of these boards,

I will only waste my time with you this once. Please do not waste your energy responding to any critical thinking threads. If you feel strongly about anything said here, please let your spouse calm you down and make an official response. He will make your argument much clearer and you will be grateful he spared you the embarassment of responding yourself.

As a warning, these threads contain a lot of science, math and logical debate. Cognitive reasoning is a skill you should probably possess before participating in any of the conversations had here. Feel free to use this time to decorate something, like a cake. Remember your time is precious, don't waste it on things you cannot understand.

Remember, your participation here encourages other women to participate in things that are reserved for the "thinking" gender. You set a bad example. We have officially set aside a set of 'playground' forums where you may feel free to dabble in online society.


Thanks for your understanding,
The Flat Earth Society.
I laughed my ass off at this.   ;D
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Loard Z

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2007, 07:42:46 PM »
I've got to admit, that made me laugh.

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Feel free to decorate something, like a cake

hilarity.
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if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2007, 07:53:21 PM »
Quote from: Torn Bishop on October 22, 2007, 07:41:00 PM
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 07:37:17 PM
Oh really? You can't? Trekky, you know that I've had a better report than you almost every year. 
I wouldn't get upset over this, Muffz. It's just narc/retardicus aiming for a flame thread for shits and giggles, and retorting to it is giving him what he wants.

I know.  Just because it was meant for laughs doesn't mean it's right.
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2007, 07:55:21 PM »
This is exactly what narcberry was talking about.   ::)
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2007, 07:57:44 PM »
Yeah, like you care about it.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2007, 08:00:41 PM »
If it wasn't for women, none of us would be here to talk about your misogyny!
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Jack

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2007, 08:02:11 PM »
Women should be as equal as men.
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Loard Z

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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM »
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.

That's not to say they can't be of equal or higher intelligence though.
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if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2007, 08:09:08 PM »
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.

It depends. Not all men are big and strong. So, can a 90lbs normal guy beat a 160lbs weight-trained woman? I don't think so. Reverse the sentence and you produce the same result. Therefore, both sexes are equal.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2007, 08:09:19 PM »
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 07:37:17 PM
Oh really? You can't? Trekky, you know that I've had a better report than you almost every year. 
That wasn't as exciting as I had hoped  :(
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2007, 08:10:53 PM »
Quote from: Jack. on October 22, 2007, 08:02:11 PM
Women should be in the kitchen.
Fixed.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2007, 08:24:24 PM »
Pffft.  Women are a government conspiracy, designed to cover up their perfection of cloning millennia ago.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2007, 08:34:40 PM »
Quote from: Jack. on October 22, 2007, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.

It depends. Not all men are big and strong. So, can a 90lbs normal guy beat a 160lbs weight-trained woman? I don't think so. Reverse the sentence and you produce the same result. Therefore, both sexes are equal.
Quote from: Jack. on October 22, 2007, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.

It depends. Not all men are big and strong. So, can a 90lbs normal guy beat a 160lbs weight-trained woman? I don't think so. Reverse the sentence and you produce the same result. Therefore, both sexes are equal.

Thank you! Everyone is equal, no matter what sex they are. 
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2007, 09:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 08:34:40 PM
Quote from: Jack. on October 22, 2007, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.

It depends. Not all men are big and strong. So, can a 90lbs normal guy beat a 160lbs weight-trained woman? I don't think so. Reverse the sentence and you produce the same result. Therefore, both sexes are equal.
Quote from: Jack. on October 22, 2007, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.


It depends. Not all men are big and strong. So, can a 90lbs normal guy beat a 160lbs weight-trained woman? I don't think so. Reverse the sentence and you produce the same result. Therefore, both sexes are equal.

Thank you! Everyone is equal, no matter what sex they are. 
(fixed)
I amend my previous statement to say - "in general, men are physically bigger and stronger than women, however this does not imply in any way anything about intelligence, where women appear to be superior in many respects. Neither of these traits in any way should imply that either sex should be treated unequivocally"

For all you P.C morons out there.
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if i remember, austria is an old, dis-used name for what is now Germany.
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #25 on: October 23, 2007, 12:03:55 AM »
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 08:34:40 PM
Quote from: Jack. on October 22, 2007, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.

It depends. Not all men are big and strong. So, can a 90lbs normal guy beat a 160lbs weight-trained woman? I don't think so. Reverse the sentence and you produce the same result. Therefore, both sexes are equal.
Quote from: Jack. on October 22, 2007, 08:09:08 PM
Quote from: Z-To-Impress on October 22, 2007, 08:05:33 PM
nah - they can't be equal, since men are bigger and stronger.

I amend my previous statement to say - "in general, men are physically bigger and stronger than women, however this does not imply in any way anything about intelligence, where women appear to be superior in many respects. Neither of these traits in any way should imply that either sex should be treated unequivocally"

For all you P.C morons out there.

It depends. Not all men are big and strong. So, can a 90lbs normal guy beat a 160lbs weight-trained woman? I don't think so. Reverse the sentence and you produce the same result. Therefore, both sexes are equal.

Thank you! Everyone is equal, no matter what sex they are. 

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« Reply #26 on: October 23, 2007, 02:18:11 AM »
Thank you for your note of advice. I am writing this in lieu of my wife, as she was smarter than most of the women on these boards, and actually went to me as the post suggested. She is now in the kitchen making English muffins and other succulent treats.

I must, however, digress. My wife wishes me to postulate the fact she does not appreciate gender distinctions when it comes to math and science. Men may be the "thinking" gender but that just makes the women who can actually think reasonably all that much more worthwhile. She regrets to inform you she will have to continue to be a "bad example." But if we all believe in the same thing, that is a common thread that links us all. Shouldn't that be enough?
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2007, 03:14:02 AM »
Wahey, now Smartypants is a sexist retard!
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2007, 11:09:18 AM »
 :) 

Actually no two people are equal, someone's always gonna be better at something.   
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Re: Sticky: To the females of these boards.
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2007, 12:39:24 PM »
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 07:53:21 PM
Quote from: Torn Bishop on October 22, 2007, 07:41:00 PM
Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 07:37:17 PM
Oh really? You can't? Trekky, you know that I've had a better report than you almost every year. 
I wouldn't get upset over this, Muffz. It's just narc/retardicus aiming for a flame thread for shits and giggles, and retorting to it is giving him what he wants.

I know.  Just because it was meant for laughs doesn't mean it's right.
I disagree, that is exactly what means it's right.

Quote from: Muffz on October 22, 2007, 08:34:40 PM
Thank you! Everyone is equal, no matter what sex they are. 
Of course they are.  However, surely you understand that males are more equal than females.
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