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RE floating oceans.

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narcberry

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RE floating oceans.
« on: September 18, 2007, 07:59:53 AM »
Let us consider the RE model, and please no giggling.

Their oceans. Consider a molecule of water anywhere in the ocean.

How much does this water molecule weigh?
How much volume does this water molecule displace?

What then is its buoyancy force?

Go ahead, figure it out... okay be lazy and I'll explain it. Every molecule in the ocean is perfectly buoyant. That is to say the buoyancy force is exactly opposite to the gravity force on it. This means the oceans are free from gravity.

Perplexed? Of course you are, you have never seen our oceans floating around our world like giant liquid clouds. They fill their container, starting from the lowest possible point. This can only be if the container is pushed into them. The earth MUST be accelerating into our oceans to prevent them from floating away.


Another victory for FE!!!
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veclock

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 08:27:09 AM »
Or the water is just being dragged into the earth.
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Mr. Ireland

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 08:52:04 AM »
What? ???
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Gulliver

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 08:56:56 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Ireland on September 18, 2007, 08:52:04 AM
What? ???
I especially like the inanity of every water molecule being perfectly buoyant.
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flaterthluvr

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 09:49:27 AM »
Quote from: veclock on September 18, 2007, 08:27:09 AM
Or the water is just being dragged into the earth.


Exactly. The giant reptiles under the Earth next to the elephants and turtles suck up the water, counteracting the Earth's upward force.
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Gulliver

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 09:55:14 AM »
Quote from: flaterthluvr on September 18, 2007, 09:49:27 AM
Quote from: veclock on September 18, 2007, 08:27:09 AM
Or the water is just being dragged into the earth.


Exactly. The giant reptiles under the Earth next to the elephants and turtles suck up the water, counteracting the Earth's upward force.
Wow! That explain a lot. I always knew that FE involved major suckage.
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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 02:07:40 PM »
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 02:13:10 PM »
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
« Last Edit: September 18, 2007, 02:16:15 PM by Chris Spaghetti »
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 02:13:35 PM »
And Giant Tsunamis are really caused from the Elephant falling or having a seizure, much like Earthquakes.

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Marinade

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 02:14:08 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:07:40 PM
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?
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Haha Tom is so funny. He can't be serious, no one is that stubborn or dumb.
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Gulliver

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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 02:15:19 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:07:40 PM
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.
Please demonstrate your faith in the oceans' weightlessness by holding with just one of your arms 1,000 gallons of one of the oceans over your head. Please post a photo of your success. (Let's see: "A pint is a pound the world around.", 2 pints to the quart, 4 quarts to the gallon, 4*2*4*1,000 would be 16 tons. Good luck with that!)
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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 02:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 02:13:10 PM
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
Quote from: Marinade on September 18, 2007, 02:14:08 PM
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:07:40 PM
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?

And it weighs 0 pounds in water. A situation all the waters in the ocean are in. Therefore the oceans are weightless.
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Tom Dipshit

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 02:22:33 PM »
Narc, please die and earn your Darwin award no, kthx.
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Tom Bishop: "The earth cuts the universe in half."

Narcberry (smarticus): "Oceans are free from gravity."

Z' Lord of Purple: "yes, superfast jet streams for the win!!!"
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 02:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:20:12 PM
Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on September 18, 2007, 02:13:10 PM
Actually it's about 1000Kg/M^3, not weightless
Quote from: Marinade on September 18, 2007, 02:14:08 PM
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:07:40 PM
I love it, no contest from RE. Everyone knows the oceans are weightless.

That's why one cubic meter of water weighs one metric ton right?

And it weighs 0 pounds in water. A situation all the waters in the ocean are in. Therefore the oceans are weightless.
So basically, you're pulling facts out of your ass?

Well, that's not the only thing you'd be pulling out.
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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2007, 02:24:02 PM »
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.
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Midnight

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2007, 02:25:28 PM »
Irrelevant.
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.
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InbredPsychosis

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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2007, 02:27:46 PM »
what the shitting christ
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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2007, 02:28:57 PM »
All you RE'ers are crying bloody murder but the fact remains, water within water has a weight of 0. This means all the oceans, and none of you are able to refute that. Our oceans are weightless.
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2007, 02:30:02 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.

Absolute genius!  :D i'm gonnagive you that one, Narc because it's so damn funny!
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Gulliver

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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2007, 02:32:13 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
Okay all you smart RE'ers, how much does a pint of water weigh when in water.
It depends.
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Midnight

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2007, 02:32:30 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:28:57 PM
water within water has a weight of 0. This means all the oceans, and none of you are able to

Say that from the bottom of an ocean trench, and watch what happens.
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2007, 02:37:49 PM »
Oceans floating away? Water floats?

Is that why we have water falls?
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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2007, 02:40:41 PM »
Quote from: something on September 18, 2007, 02:37:49 PM
Oceans floating away? Water floats?

Is that why we have water falls?

That's my point, the earth is pushed upwards. It explains everything perfectly. But if the earth isn't moving, the oceans have a buoyancy force equal to gravity. Therefore on a RE the oceans are free to float away.

You guys keep laughing at the idea as if it is retarded. Well guess what? It's your model, it is retarded, you're laughing at yourselves. The world is flat, get used to it.
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2007, 02:41:02 PM »
Seriously, you people are trying much to hard to try and prove something that is simply impossible to prove.
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narcberry

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2007, 02:41:50 PM »
Quote from: something on September 18, 2007, 02:41:02 PM
Seriously, you people are trying much to hard to try and prove something that is simply impossible to prove.

Like weighing water? I guess that would be too much for an re'er to wrap their head around.
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2007, 02:43:21 PM »
I'm in respectful awe of Narberry here  :D

Keep him going newbs!
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Re: RE floating oceans.
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2007, 02:44:21 PM »
Quote from: Smarticus on September 18, 2007, 02:40:41 PM
Quote from: something on September 18, 2007, 02:37:49 PM
Oceans floating away? Water floats?

Is that why we have water falls?

That's my point, the earth is pushed upwards. It explains everything perfectly. But if the earth isn't moving, the oceans have a buoyancy force equal to gravity. Therefore on a RE the oceans are free to float away.

You guys keep laughing at the idea as if it is retarded. Well guess what? It's your model, it is retarded, you're laughing at yourselves. The world is flat, get used to it.
Have you ever weighed a bucket of water? Weigh the bucket while it's empty, then fill it up with water. Notice a change? MAYBE ITS A CONSPIRACY

Are you seriously that stupid?

Yes, the idea is retarded beyond belief. And so are you for even suggesting it.

The world is round, it's been proven long before morons such as yourself came about. There's no conspiracy. OMG ICE WALL OMG FAKE FACTS



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InbredPsychosis

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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2007, 02:44:52 PM »
This is satire.
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God, lol

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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2007, 02:47:47 PM »
Quote from: InbredPsychosis on September 18, 2007, 02:44:52 PM
This is satire.
I must agree.

If it weren't for me, none of this would happen.
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InbredPsychosis

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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2007, 02:49:03 PM »
Quote from: God, lol on September 18, 2007, 02:47:47 PM
If it weren't for me, none of this would happen.

God damnit, God.
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