Ways to know you spend too much time in FES

1. You start to subconsciously think the 30 second rule applies to everything, including but not limited to, MSN conversations and sending text messages

Fuck you, it happens.

Admins, you need to seriously disable that shit.

It's happening to me. I keep thinking I have to wait 30 seconds for everything. Damn you admin!

30 second rule is the evil bane on our fine society of free thinkers.

1. You start to subconsciously think the 30 second rule applies to everything, including but not limited to, MSN conversations and sending text messages

2. You are doing something around the house, think of one of the Vauxy, Hara, or Myself,  moments that make you smile, and try to send a pm on a piece of paper with a pen, write it down, then realize you are doodling an emoticon...Oh wait, I am not Tom trying to draw maps of something that doesn't exist.

3. You put off mastrubation to go debate on FES.

3. You put off mastrubation to go debate on FES.

You masturbate to the IDEA of debate on FES.

Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on May 03, 2007, 08:00:32 AM

3. You put off mastrubation to go debate on FES.

You masturbate to GeneralGayer

Correction.

Quote from: Midnight on May 03, 2007, 08:03:29 AM

Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on May 03, 2007, 08:00:32 AM

3. You put off mastrubation to go debate on FES.

You masturbate to GeneralGayer

Correction.

Now that your cover is blown....

4. You find yourself saying DO NOT WANT when your order is fucked up in an eatery.

Quote from: Midnight on May 03, 2007, 08:03:29 AM

Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on May 03, 2007, 08:00:32 AM

3. You put off mastrubation to go debate on FES.

You masturbate to GeneralGayer

Correction.

Hahaha

Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on May 03, 2007, 08:04:26 AM

Quote from: Midnight on May 03, 2007, 08:03:29 AM

Quote from: Vauxhall the Vampire on May 03, 2007, 08:00:32 AM

3. You put off mastrubation to go debate on FES.

You masturbate to GeneralGayer

Correction.

Now that your cover is blown....

4. You find yourself saying DO NOT WANT when your order is fucked up in an eatery.

That wouldn't really be obsessed with FES, more like obsessed by 4chan.

5. You make an avatar just for these forums.

6. You have over 8000 posts.

7. You're a moderator.

Well I fulfil one of those....

8. When you start dreaming about FES fools

7. You're a moderator.

Lol, I think the mods spend less time here than anyone...

Except TheEngineer. Well until recently that is.

When you do this...

That is a brilliant one Hara

I wasn't the first to do it though, but I was smart enough to document it at least.

Very smart you are

Some Random Number. You find that when you're bored you habitually click on the refresh button to see if anyone has posted.......I'm a lonely, lonely man.


~D-Draw

When you think your FB actually was from Oz, then realise (after organising a night) that you ain't gonna get NONE!!!! 

Some Random Number. You find that when you're bored you habitually click on the refresh button to see if anyone has posted.......I'm a lonely, lonely man.


~D-Draw

Even more so, the refresh button is starting to look a little worn from constant pressing...

Sure, 30 seconds is annoying when you're a total post whore. You should try one board I go to where the time between postesses is...180 seconds! Gasp!!

When I was on the BBC boards a year or so ago, we had to wait 3 minutes between posts! It drove us insane!!!

I'll have my hand up and admit the 'refresh' button is a liiiittle overused...if it was real, (not virtual) i would have worn down a deep groove in it by now, lol

I dread to think of the amount of spam if the 30 second limit was removed...

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