Answer the freaking question, it's a good one.
Might I add to it? If acceleration changes with altitude due to a slight pull from the sun and moon then wouldn't we be able to monitor significant fluctuations in acceleration as the sun and moon circle over the flat Earth? If they pull strong enough to noticeably pull us away from the Earth, then what about when it is night time and, according to your model, the sun is further away from us laterally than it is vertically? Wouldn't we notice a slight sideways acceleration?