Poll

The bottom of your shoes, what form are they?

Flat
6 (33.3%)
Jagged
5 (27.8%)
Concave
1 (5.6%)
Convex
2 (11.1%)
None of the above
4 (22.2%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: April 15, 2007, 09:53:45 AM

Shoes

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narcberry

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Shoes
« on: April 10, 2007, 09:53:45 AM »
An honest poll for 5 days.

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CommonCents

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2007, 10:08:16 AM »
OMG he's gona say "Your shoes are flat so the earth is flat" just like "my kitchen floor is flat so the earth is flat"   I'm glad you're setting the bar high narcberry.
OMG!

Re: Shoes
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2007, 11:23:26 AM »
L O L

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DakaSha

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2007, 11:26:13 AM »
my shoes are convex. prove me wrong

I know the waterfalls shadow is wrong. Eat a dick you fuckin know-it-all :P
A Genius: PBF

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sokarul

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2007, 11:30:55 AM »
For some reason I voted flat, but my shoes do curve up at the toes.   On another note, a baseball is round and so that makes the earth round too. 
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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2007, 11:39:53 AM »
I said "none of the above" because my shoes are flat in part, then they curve inward, then they curve back outward then inward again slightly as they get to the tips of my toes.

What does that say about the shape of the earth, narcberry?
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Midnight

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2007, 12:50:36 PM »
Many lumps on that one's head.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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narcberry

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2007, 01:25:42 PM »
Remember to lock in your vote, before it's locked.

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silverhammermba

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2007, 01:38:59 PM »
My shoes are actually quite bumpy on the bottom. If they were flat, they wouldn't get much traction (and would be uncomfortable to wear). My vote is for jagged.

Oh, and shouldn't this go in "general discussion" or "anything else"? I have no idea what this has to do with the shape of the Earth.
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narcberry

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2007, 01:53:50 PM »
Thank you, jagged was the vote intended to encapsulate any non-uniform shape.

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DakaSha

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2007, 05:21:22 PM »
i hope your upcoming theory at least tries to include jagged shoes

I know the waterfalls shadow is wrong. Eat a dick you fuckin know-it-all :P
A Genius: PBF

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akira

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Re: Shoes
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2007, 05:24:51 PM »
Lamest assumption I've ever seen from this site.
GPS does not require satellites, fortunately it uses it.