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Do you beleive in the Mole People??

YES THEY ARE COMMING
13 (41.9%)
Its Possible...
4 (12.9%)
sure....i guess?
1 (3.2%)
I dont think so
5 (16.1%)
HECK NO YOU F** NUTS??
8 (25.8%)

Total Members Voted: 28

Mole people = they must be stopped!!!

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T-man

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Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« on: February 25, 2007, 03:14:44 PM »
We are trying to find the mole-people's headquarters.  It's not easy though, since they are part mole, they just dig new tunnels and set up thier HQ at a new location everytime we get too close.  Someday we'll get them though!

Has anyone else heard of sending probes into the earth to stop these mole people?!?!........We need to get these little dwarf like creatures befire they start WWIII on us.......people we need to do something help join us!
« Last Edit: February 25, 2007, 03:22:01 PM by T-man »
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2007, 03:16:29 PM »
Theyre also the ones who really caused 9/11

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unclegravy

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2007, 03:19:07 PM »
Oh, so that explains that odd thing that happened to me a few days ago whiloe I was walking in my garden.
Damn.
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The people who feast on exclamation marks will never go hungry agaaaain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2007, 03:19:14 PM »
Theyre also the ones who really caused 9/11
IK!!......they used theyre underground tractor beams to drag the planes into the Twin Towers. .......They intercepted the ditress call and made them sound like terrorists taking over the planes......thay did this so thatt they could start the war on terrorism.....now that we have all our troops over there the mole people just need to take out a few more things and they will be ready to claim war.....hell will come from below......and they will take the ground out from beneth us...literaly.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2007, 03:21:39 PM »
We are trying to find the mole-people's headquarters.  It's not easy though, since they are part mole, they just dig new tunnels and set up thier HQ at a new location everytime we get too close.  Someday we'll get them though!

Has anyone else heard of sending probes into the earth to stop these mole people?!?!........We need to get these little dwarf like creatures befire they start WWII on us.......people we need to do something help join us!


WWII ended 60 years ago.

And yes I know it was a typing mistake.

You're still stupid.

Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2007, 03:24:55 PM »
U may think that now....youl be wishing you stocked up on canned goods when the mole people do attack though cuz youll be killed and slaughtered by the mole people.........they will find you..i mean they come from underground you cant just hide from them unles you got a plane that never has to land.....but you ogtta remeber they have tractor beams......9/11/01
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

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Midnight

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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2007, 03:25:10 PM »
You're still stupid.

Three cheers for Bill Hicks reference #344323434 on the interweb!
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2007, 03:27:08 PM »
Reminds me of the underweb...(equvilent of the internet for us just used by the mole people)
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2007, 03:28:38 PM »
You're still stupid.

Three cheers for Bill Hicks reference #344323434 on the interweb!

I actually picked that up from gunn, or dunn, i'm ashamed to say I don't know who Bill Hicks is  :-[
Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!

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Midnight

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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2007, 03:29:32 PM »
You're still stupid.

Three cheers for Bill Hicks reference #344323434 on the interweb!

I actually picked that up from gunn, or dunn, i'm ashamed to say I don't know who Bill Hicks is  :-[

Not a crime :)

Look him up on youtube and you'll become one of the faithful I am certain  :P
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2007, 03:30:48 PM »
You're still stupid.

Three cheers for Bill Hicks reference #344323434 on the interweb!

I actually picked that up from gunn, or dunn, i'm ashamed to say I don't know who Bill Hicks is  :-[
The mole people do.....
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

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Midnight

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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2007, 03:32:54 PM »
You're still stupid.

Three cheers for Bill Hicks reference #344323434 on the interweb!

I actually picked that up from gunn, or dunn, i'm ashamed to say I don't know who Bill Hicks is  :-[

Have fun :P
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My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2007, 03:37:20 PM »
WHO CARES WHO BILL HICKS IS!!!

After the mole people attack everyone will be dead because no one beleive us that are trying to warn you!!

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2007, 03:39:26 PM »
The molepeople also caused the break of Pangea, destroyed the roman empire, and told the aliens to abduct and probe people,so they didnt have to.

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unclegravy

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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2007, 03:43:46 PM »
You're forgetting the Stonehenge.
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The people who feast on exclamation marks will never go hungry agaaaain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2007, 03:44:32 PM »
And who do you think made those statues on easter island?

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2007, 03:46:34 PM »
You're forgetting the Stonehenge.
Yea that was them too.......you know roswell? notice how that huge crater is there?? how do you think that got there???? it was dug abviosly! BY THE MOLE PEOPLE
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

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Mole

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2007, 03:52:53 PM »
I am MOLE - you will never find me - hahahahahaha!

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2007, 03:59:52 PM »
EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU ARE SLOWLY WEAKNING US???

FISRT YOU START THE WAR ON TERRORISM
THEN YOU HAD TO HIT THE SOUTH WEST COAST WITH KATRINA AND WIPE OUT OUR EMERGENCY RESOURCES.......WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

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Mole

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2007, 04:02:56 PM »
Constant digging of the earth, vibrations from oil drills - this disturbs my family & friends therefore YOU must PAY!
« Last Edit: February 25, 2007, 04:06:51 PM by Mole »

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2007, 04:03:49 PM »
VERY WELL........we will not go down without a fight........be just like caddyshack!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2007, 04:06:01 PM »
Quickly retrieve the tesla earthquake machine!!! The tesla death ray can be used too!! HA!!!

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T-man

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2007, 04:07:20 PM »
People the global warming and melting of the ice capps is not our fault!........The mole peoples high industry levels for the preperations to attack us is producing heat that is rising through the earths crust and mellting the ice capps.....im telling you war from below will be apon us soon!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
The mole people were stalking me the other day. Thank god I didn't get killed.

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Mole

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2007, 04:10:03 PM »
Our next destruction will be on 4-15-07 (TAX DAY!)

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Midnight

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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2007, 04:11:41 PM »
This thread is part of the Conspiracy, and therefore does not exist.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Mole

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2007, 04:12:38 PM »
Oh, WE EXIST!!! You will just never find us!

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Midnight

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« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2007, 04:14:01 PM »
Somehow I am certain this is better for you than us.
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Mole

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« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2007, 04:14:52 PM »
Better for us...oh yeah, revenge is sweet.

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Midnight

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« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2007, 04:17:57 PM »
Better for us...oh yeah, revenge is sweet.

I was referring to the fur coats I envision becoming available to the masses...We gain fashion, and put you out of your mindless misery. It's a win-win!
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.

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Mole

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Re: Mole people = they must be stopped!!!
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2007, 04:20:01 PM »
Whack-A-Mole is what started the whole revenge...