TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Raist

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #180 on: November 30, 2008, 10:15:43 AM »
Actually, why don't we do that more often? You could just clean out the country with napalm afterwards.
You can't get shit from dead people.

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« Reply #181 on: November 30, 2008, 10:25:33 AM »
Exactly. Their neighbours are the only problem, but we'll just nuke them.
Here's an explanation for ya. Lurk moar. Every single point you brought up has been posted, reposted, debated and debunked. There is a search function on this forum, and it is very easy to use.

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Raist

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #182 on: November 30, 2008, 10:44:37 AM »
Exactly. Their neighbours are the only problem, but we'll just nuke them.

By shit I meant stuff. Japan still is our bitch today because we only nuked some of their islands. The point of war is never to kill your enemy.

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« Reply #183 on: November 30, 2008, 11:00:00 AM »
Depends what war you are waging.
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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #184 on: November 30, 2008, 11:57:04 AM »
Like Little Miss Muffet, the Kurds were in my way...
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« Reply #185 on: November 30, 2008, 02:10:59 PM »
Twilight sucked. It's my fault.
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« Reply #186 on: November 30, 2008, 02:12:09 PM »
Stop taking the blame for everything, you silly person.
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« Reply #187 on: December 03, 2008, 06:21:17 PM »

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« Reply #188 on: December 03, 2008, 06:32:40 PM »
Read the FAQS.

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« Reply #189 on: December 03, 2008, 08:17:39 PM »


Yeah, it is kinda weird that most vampires sleep in coffins to avoid the sun, while the Cullens just get all sparkly if they're in the sun.

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #190 on: December 03, 2008, 08:20:54 PM »


Yeah, it is kinda weird that most vampires sleep in coffins to avoid the sun, while the Cullens just get all sparkly if they're in the sun.
That's because he's a faggot. Symbolism you know?

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« Reply #191 on: December 03, 2008, 08:27:32 PM »
What has happened to artful pieces of brilliance? Nowadays it's just female authors masturbating then using the g-spot fluid to write pathetic pieces of fangirl fiction, which eventually become top sellers. I do not want to be known as one of those people that came out of this generation of garbage.
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« Reply #192 on: December 03, 2008, 08:28:45 PM »
Guests liek their Twilight...

Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #193 on: December 03, 2008, 08:44:06 PM »
What has happened to artful pieces of brilliance? Nowadays it's just female authors  then using the g-spot fluid to write pathetic pieces of fangirl fiction, which eventually become top sellers. I do not want to be known as one of those people that came out of this generation of garbage.
Protip: Good literature is rarely a big commercial success, or at least since stupid people became literate.

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« Reply #194 on: December 03, 2008, 08:45:00 PM »
What has happened to artful pieces of brilliance? Nowadays it's just female authors  then using the g-spot fluid to write pathetic pieces of fangirl fiction, which eventually become top sellers. I do not want to be known as one of those people that came out of this generation of garbage.
Protip: Good literature is rarely a big commercial success, or at least since stupid people became literate.

This is very true. I should probably start digging around more.
Read the FAQS.

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #195 on: December 04, 2008, 08:48:14 AM »
Fuck, I'm sick of hearing about this damn movie. When will it die?

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #196 on: December 04, 2008, 10:39:49 AM »
We should put some flat earth info in this thread, so the guests can learn the TRUTH.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #197 on: December 04, 2008, 10:54:46 AM »


This is the true beauty of Althalus. I hate his guts most of the time, but sometimes, he's awwwwright.
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« Reply #198 on: December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM »


Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

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physics101

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« Reply #199 on: December 04, 2008, 05:17:07 PM »
Does it matter to  a vampire?

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Vauxhall

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #200 on: December 04, 2008, 05:18:20 PM »


Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Does raping someone count as "getting laid?"
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« Reply #201 on: December 04, 2008, 05:28:09 PM »
Are vampires supposed to get laid?
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« Reply #202 on: December 04, 2008, 05:28:58 PM »
I would imagine not, I mean all their fluids have ceased moving, so they probably couldn't even do it.

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« Reply #203 on: December 04, 2008, 05:30:19 PM »
Isn't their primary purpose to drink blood. I never thought they would be able to have normal human emotions.
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« Reply #204 on: December 04, 2008, 05:31:58 PM »
Well, they were at one time human usually, so they can probably know what it's supposed to feel like.

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« Reply #205 on: December 04, 2008, 05:34:13 PM »
Well what I meant was, in the movie/books, isn't that guy in love with a girl or something. Is it possible for vampires to love something?
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« Reply #206 on: December 04, 2008, 05:35:23 PM »
He's a vegetarian vampire. And even regular vampires have some sort of love (such as mating among other vampires).

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« Reply #207 on: December 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM »
Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #208 on: December 04, 2008, 05:50:26 PM »
Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.
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Re: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #209 on: December 04, 2008, 05:57:00 PM »
Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the penguins of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo penguins doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.
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