Author Topic: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 55065 times)

Vauxhall · « **Reply #200 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:18:20 PM »

Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM

Quote from: Althalus on December 03, 2008, 06:21:17 PM

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Does raping someone count as "getting laid?"

Sexual Harassment Panda · « **Reply #201 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:28:09 PM »

Are vampires supposed to get laid?

physics101 · « **Reply #202 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:28:58 PM »

I would imagine not, I mean all their fluids have ceased moving, so they probably couldn't even do it.

Sexual Harassment Panda · « **Reply #203 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:30:19 PM »

Isn't their primary purpose to drink blood. I never thought they would be able to have normal human emotions.

physics101 · « **Reply #204 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:31:58 PM »

Well, they were at one time human usually, so they can probably know what it's supposed to feel like.

Sexual Harassment Panda · « **Reply #205 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:34:13 PM »

Well what I meant was, in the movie/books, isn't that guy in love with a girl or something. Is it possible for vampires to love something?

mwahaha · « **Reply #206 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:35:23 PM »

He's a vegetarian vampire. And even regular vampires have some sort of love (such as mating among other vampires).

Althalus · « **Reply #207 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM

Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?

Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the cunts of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo cunts doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

Sexual Harassment Panda · « **Reply #208 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:50:26 PM »

Quote from: Althalus on December 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM

Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM
Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the cunts of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo cunts doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

win

semperround · « **Reply #209 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:57:00 PM »

Quote from: Sexual Harassment Panda on December 04, 2008, 05:50:26 PM

Quote from: Althalus on December 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM
Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the cunts of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo cunts doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.
win

epic win

physics101 · « **Reply #210 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:04:32 PM »

posted in the FTW thread for immortality

cmdshft · « **Reply #211 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:05:00 PM »

Quote from: Althalus on December 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM

Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM
Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the cunts of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo cunts doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

win win win win win

physics101 · « **Reply #212 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:06:19 PM »

Probably too long to sig isn't it?

cmdshft · « **Reply #213 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:07:04 PM »

Quote from: physics101 on December 04, 2008, 06:06:19 PM

Probably too long to sig isn't it?

Unfortunately.

Vauxhall · « **Reply #214 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:15:28 PM »

Beautiful...

Raist · « **Reply #215 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:37:00 PM »

Quote from: Althalus on December 04, 2008, 05:45:13 PM

Quote from: Allie on December 04, 2008, 05:15:08 PM
Which out of these two do you think would get laid more often?
Hey bitch, here's a tip:

The one of the left is an actual monster. The one on the right is shitty character whose primary purpose is to wet the cunts of brainless twits such as yourself. If monsters have any place in literature it's to examine humanity, and being a sparkly man-fairly or getting laid by emo cunts doesn't accomplish that.

Now get the fuck off the internet and go back to your laguna beach or whatever the current hawtness is.

+1,000

I now respect you.

physics101 · « **Reply #216 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:38:43 PM »

I'm going to link this in my profile, so no one ever forgets.

physics101 · « **Reply #217 on:** December 04, 2008, 06:42:09 PM »

Shit that didn't work well, someone should out it in a thread titled "Ultimate win" and then sticky it.

Mr. Ireland · « **Reply #218 on:** December 04, 2008, 07:54:27 PM »

I just read this whole thread. Vampires remind me of Frankenstein's monster, and as Althalus put it, the faggot isn't any sort of monster.

ILiekMudkips · « **Reply #219 on:** December 06, 2008, 05:25:16 PM »

Interview with a vampire > most modern vampire movies

Author Topic: TWILIGHT, YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 55065 times)

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