This may be in the wrong area but is a standard FE, RE debate between Me and Engy. Usually about physics and gravity.
Wardogg: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys' names on the team
so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ballpark I'll be able to know those fellows?
Engy: All right. But you know, strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays
very peculiar names.
Wardogg: Funny names?
Engy: Nicknames, pet names. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first,
What's on second, I Don't Know is on third---
Wardogg: That's what I want to find out; I want you to tell me the names of the fellows
on the St. Louis team.
Engy: I'm telling you: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Wardogg: You know the fellows' names?
Engy: Yes.
Wardogg: Well, then, who's playin' first?
Engy: Yes.
Wardogg: I mean the fellow's name on first base.
Engy: Who.
Wardogg: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.
Engy: Who.
Wardogg: The guy on first base.
Engy: Who is on first.
Wardogg: Well what are you askin' me for?
Engy: I'm not asking you---I'm telling you: Who is on first.
Wardogg: I'm asking you---who's on first?
Engy: That's the man's name!
Wardogg: That's who's name?
Engy: Yes.
Wardogg: Well go ahead and tell me.
Engy: Who.
Wardogg: The guy on first.
Engy: Who.
Wardogg: The first baseman!
Engy: Who is on first!
Wardogg: Have you got a first baseman on first?
Engy: Certainly!
Wardogg: Then who's playing first?
Engy: Absolutely!
Wardogg: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Engy: Every dollar of it! And why not, the man's entitled to it.
Wardogg: Who is?
Engy: Yes.
Wardogg: So who gets it?
Engy: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Wardogg: Who's wife?
Engy: Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Wardogg: Who does?
Engy: Absolutely.
Wardogg: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.
Engy: Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
Wardogg: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Engy: Who's on first.
Wardogg: That's what I'm trying to find out!
Engy: Well, don't change the players around.
Wardogg: I'm not changing nobody!
Engy: Now, take it easy.
Wardogg: What's the guy's name on first base?
Engy: What's the guy's name on second base.
Wardogg: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
Engy: Who's on first.
Wardogg: I don't know.
Engy: He's on third. We're not talking about him.
Wardogg: How did I get on third base?
Engy: You mentioned his name.
Wardogg: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Engy: No, Who's playing first.
Wardogg: Stay offa first, will ya?!
Engy: Well, what do you want me to do?
Wardogg: Now what's the guy's name on third base?
Engy: What's on second.
Wardogg: I'm not asking ya who's on second.
Engy: Who's on first.
Wardogg: I don't know.
Engy: He's on third.
Wardogg: There I go, back on third again.
Engy: Well, I can't change their names.
Wardogg: Will you please stay on third base?
ENgy: Please. Now what is it you want to know?
Wardogg: What is the fellow's name on third base.
Engy: What is the fellow's name on second base.
Wardogg: I'm not askin' ya who's on second!
Engy: Who's on first.
Wardogg: I don't know.
Wardogg & Engy: Third base!