An average debate between Me and The Engineer

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WardoggKC130FE

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An average debate between Me and The Engineer
« on: August 17, 2008, 09:24:40 PM »
This may be in the wrong area but is a standard FE, RE debate between Me and Engy.  Usually about physics and gravity.




Wardogg:   I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys' names on the team
   so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ballpark I'll be able to know those fellows?

Engy:   All right. But you know, strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays
   very peculiar names.

Wardogg:   Funny names?

Engy:   Nicknames, pet names. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first,
   What's on second, I Don't Know is on third---

Wardogg:   That's what I want to find out; I want you to tell me the names of the fellows
   on the St. Louis team.

Engy:   I'm telling you: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

Wardogg:   You know the fellows' names?

Engy:   Yes.

Wardogg:   Well, then, who's playin' first?

Engy:   Yes.

Wardogg:   I mean the fellow's name on first base.

Engy:   Who.

Wardogg:   The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.

Engy:   Who.

Wardogg:   The guy on first base.

Engy:   Who is on first.

Wardogg:   Well what are you askin' me for?

Engy:   I'm not asking you---I'm telling you: Who is on first.

Wardogg:   I'm asking you---who's on first?

Engy:   That's the man's name!

Wardogg:   That's who's name?

Engy:   Yes.

Wardogg:   Well go ahead and tell me.

Engy:   Who.

Wardogg:   The guy on first.

Engy:   Who.

Wardogg:   The first baseman!

Engy:   Who is on first!

Wardogg:   Have you got a first baseman on first?

Engy:   Certainly!

Wardogg:   Then who's playing first?

Engy:   Absolutely!

Wardogg:   When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Engy:   Every dollar of it! And why not, the man's entitled to it.

Wardogg:   Who is?

Engy:   Yes.

Wardogg:   So who gets it?

Engy:   Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Wardogg:   Who's wife?

Engy:   Yes. After all, the man earns it.

Wardogg:   Who does?

Engy:   Absolutely.

Wardogg:   All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base.

Engy:   Oh, no, no, What is on second base.

Wardogg:   I'm not asking you who's on second.

Engy:   Who's on first.

Wardogg:   That's what I'm trying to find out!

Engy:   Well, don't change the players around.

Wardogg:   I'm not changing nobody!

Engy:   Now, take it easy.

Wardogg:   What's the guy's name on first base?

Engy:   What's the guy's name on second base.

Wardogg:   I'm not askin' ya who's on second.

Engy:   Who's on first.

Wardogg:   I don't know.

Engy:   He's on third. We're not talking about him.

Wardogg:   How did I get on third base?

Engy:   You mentioned his name.

Wardogg:   If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?

Engy:   No, Who's playing first.

Wardogg:   Stay offa first, will ya?!

Engy:   Well, what do you want me to do?

Wardogg:   Now what's the guy's name on third base?

Engy:   What's on second.

Wardogg:   I'm not asking ya who's on second.

Engy:   Who's on first.

Wardogg:   I don't know.

Engy:   He's on third.

Wardogg:   There I go, back on third again.

Engy:   Well, I can't change their names.

Wardogg:   Will you please stay on third base?

ENgy:   Please. Now what is it you want to know?

Wardogg:   What is the fellow's name on third base.

Engy:   What is the fellow's name on second base.

Wardogg:   I'm not askin' ya who's on second!

Engy:   Who's on first.

Wardogg:   I don't know.

Wardogg & Engy:   Third base!


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cbarnett97

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Re: An average debate between Me and The Engineer
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2008, 09:57:31 PM »
That about sums it up except for at the end engy would need to say "I don't know what you are talking about, but I am trying to tell you the name of the players on the St. Louis Blues"
Only 2 things are infinite the universe and human stupidity, but I am not sure about the former.

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Re: An average debate between Me and The Engineer
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2008, 10:00:02 PM »
That about sums it up except for at the end engy would need to say "I don't know what you are talking about, but I am trying to tell you the name of the players on the St. Louis Blues"
Lol@irony


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Jedinni

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Re: An average debate between Me and The Engineer
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 12:37:20 PM »
ABBOT AND COSTELLO FTW