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Pheonix mars lander

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narcberry

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Pheonix mars lander
« on: May 25, 2008, 03:27:34 PM »
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General Douchebag

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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 03:29:19 PM »
CONSPIRACY! *flees*
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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narcberry

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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2008, 03:47:33 PM »
Well they are running the operation from the jet propulsion laboratories...
Still, should be interesting to everyone.
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 04:12:32 PM »
They've got more cameramen, bloggers, and news "anchors" than actual mission personnel.
The personnel are running the operation off of a simulation (the same simulation used prior to launch).
No actual footage is shown.

I'd bet they have a data feed that's been cleverly defined months prior. How boring, NASA is hardly working. But I guess there are enough Callosal idiots that they don't have to...
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2008, 04:14:19 PM »
He meant to misspell colossal, it's called a joke.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
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narcberry

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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2008, 04:57:55 PM »
Pheonix has landed, anyone surprised?
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2008, 05:00:16 PM »
I couldn't care less if you put a gun to my head and told me it was full of blanks when it really wasn't.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
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narcberry

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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2008, 05:01:12 PM »
News briefing at 9 PST
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2008, 05:03:12 PM »
NASA TV...reminds me of those telescreens from 1984... ::)
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2008, 05:13:03 PM »
How convenient for them that the lander landed almost completely level. What are the odds?
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Ballofun

Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2008, 06:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Oscar Wilde on May 25, 2008, 05:03:12 PM
NASA TV...reminds me of those telescreens from 1984... ::)

lolwut?
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Oscar Wilde

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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2008, 06:12:29 PM »
Quote from: Ballofun on May 25, 2008, 06:05:28 PM
Quote from: Oscar Wilde on May 25, 2008, 05:03:12 PM
NASA TV...reminds me of those telescreens from 1984... ::)

lolwut?
It feeds you lies.

Nice username, by the way.
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2008, 08:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Cpt. Obvious on May 25, 2008, 04:14:19 PM
He meant to misspell colossal, it's called a joke.


I see that you are Cpt. Obvious!


It was a good joke though.
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MessiahOfFire

Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2008, 11:17:45 PM »
Its just like the 'Reefer Madness' propaganda from 1936. One day people will look back and laugh and think, "how stupid".
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2008, 04:41:38 AM »
I find this kind of stuff really interesting and exciting.
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2008, 07:29:58 PM »
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2008, 08:24:56 PM »
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2008, 08:33:09 PM »
Because it's correct.
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2008, 10:50:23 PM »
They've got to "find" something if they want to continue to swindle billions of dollars from the treasury...
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2008, 07:02:14 AM »
I like the news broadcasters

"Scientists stunned at 'amazing' photographs"



Yeah, forgive me for being unimpressed
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2008, 03:31:55 PM »
Looks like across the street.
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Torn Bishop

Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2008, 03:39:32 PM »
Quote from: Chris Spaghetti on June 22, 2008, 07:02:14 AM
I like the news broadcasters

"Scientists stunned at 'amazing' photographs"



Yeah, forgive me for being unimpressed
Don't knock gravel pics until you take em  ;)
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2008, 03:49:52 PM »
I find it hard to accept anyone believes it takes millions of dollars to produce a picture like that. They've got a racket going alright.
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2008, 11:06:34 AM »
Didn't a giant robot already destroy this a few years back? I remember seeing some video footage on youtube showing what looked like a big mechanical thing smashing it. 
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2008, 12:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Kable24 on August 15, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
Didn't a giant robot already destroy this a few years back? I remember seeing some video footage on youtube showing what looked like a big mechanical thing smashing it. 

No, that was one of the Mars rovers.
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fmrl

Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2008, 02:05:30 PM »
IMHO this money should spent on something really worthwhile like a cure for cancer resulting in  tangible benefits for many people.  How wrong is it possible to be in deciding the nation's priorities?   :-\
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narcberry

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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2008, 03:23:46 PM »
Human populations are overtaking our supply. Why is cancer bad? Dead people have been replaced for a long time now, in fact, our species has evolved around that fact.

Enabling our species to move beyond earth, is undeniably good.
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fmrl

Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2008, 04:26:26 AM »
Quote from: narcberry on August 15, 2008, 03:23:46 PM

Enabling our species to move beyond earth, is undeniably good.

I deny it, so it cannot be undeniable. ;)
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2008, 04:34:15 PM »
WOW YOU FOUND THE REPLY BUTTON, THANKS FOR FIGURING THAT OUT IN MY THREAD!!! UR SUPER DOOD!!
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Re: Pheonix mars lander
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2008, 07:02:20 PM »
We say facepalm, but narcberry always takes it one step further.
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Quote from: Baseball4Life on April 16, 2010, 09:54:41 AM
No but I'm guess your what? 90? Cause you just so darn mature </sarcasm>
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