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Suppressing the Trolls

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Trekky0623

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Suppressing the Trolls
« on: May 09, 2008, 02:10:59 PM »
What kind of system should we put out to suppress trolls?  Maybe a Flat Earth quiz they have to take and pass to join the forums?
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Chris Spaghetti

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 02:13:28 PM »
A rubber mallet to the head
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 03:07:55 PM »
trolls?
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 03:10:31 PM »
How about depressing the trolls. Let's play My Chemical Romance over the loud speaker and recite to them words from Earth: Not A Globe. I propose the section on harmful moonlight.
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 03:12:42 PM »
Quote from: Kasroa Is Gone on May 09, 2008, 03:10:31 PM
How about depressing the trolls. Let's play My Chemical Romance over the loud speaker and recite to them words from Earth: Not A Globe. I propose the section on harmful moonlight.
Emo Troll is already depressed...
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 03:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Kasroa Is Gone on May 09, 2008, 03:10:31 PM
How about depressing the trolls. Let's play My Chemical Romance over the loud speaker and recite to them words from Earth: Not A Globe. I propose the section on harmful moonlight.


I'm game.
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Ski

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 04:20:44 PM »
I for one am going to try to just care about them. I'll plead for them to turn from their RE ways. I think my concern will win them over (or drive them away)...
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 06:15:29 PM »
I think we should play "drink the stuff under the sink" game and tell them to go first.  Everybody's a winner!!!!
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Taters343

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 06:32:27 PM »
I think anyone who's first post says how retarded we all are should be banned. They obviously did not lurk or read the FAQ before posting. Why should we even bother with them?
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 06:50:16 PM »
I've already proposed a solution to this problem. The kicker is, it's easy to implement with the current forum software.

We introduce a noobie forum. It is only viewable by users of postcount < 200 and mods. We make all other forums invisible to users of postcount < 200.

I am also the sole moderator of said area, since I am the official spokesman.
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 06:54:08 PM »
Quote from: narcberry on May 09, 2008, 06:50:16 PM
I've already proposed a solution to this problem. The kicker is, it's easy to implement with the current forum software.

We introduce a noobie forum. It is only viewable by users of postcount < 200 and mods. We make all other forums invisible to users of postcount < 200.

I am also the sole moderator of said area, since I am the official spokesman.

And I'm the second sole moderator because I'm the pope tater with robot arms, no one suppresses me!
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Ski

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 07:48:28 PM »
Can I be the third soul moderator, because I like to dance?
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2008, 07:52:08 PM »
Could you wait a few days before implementing this?

I need moar posts if I'm to avoid Narcberry's forum... :'(
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Ski

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2008, 08:00:10 PM »
I think a better idea would be 100-200 posts in the noob forum before the noob is allowed to post in the other forums. This would cut down on the trolls spamming every single forum with non-sense posts. Makes cleaning up the mess, that much easier.
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Anteater7171

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2008, 10:51:47 PM »
How about a spelling test?

I am 4th soul moderator of the newb forum.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2008, 11:02:08 PM by Anteater7171 »
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Ski

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2008, 11:00:34 PM »
Are you referring to my "soul"?  It was intentional...
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Anteater7171

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2008, 11:02:53 PM »
LOL, well we know I wouldn't be here with the test.
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Quote from: Muphci on August 14, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Bushido

Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2008, 11:04:29 PM »
Maybe we can use my gargantuan dick whose sheer size is capable of instigating awe in every troll.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2008, 11:07:20 PM by Bushido »
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Anteater7171

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2008, 11:07:24 PM »
We shall use mine!!!
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Quote from: Muphci on August 14, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Bushido

Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2008, 11:08:20 PM »
Quote from: Anteater7171 on May 09, 2008, 11:07:24 PM
We shall use mine!!!

Unfortunately, we can't. The size is a determining fucktor.
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Anteater7171

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2008, 11:10:18 PM »
Is it too big?
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Quote from: Muphci on August 14, 2010, 05:30:41 PM
I don't remember anything. Well, I do, but it's really vague. Like I was on drugs the whole time.
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Mrs. Peach

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2008, 11:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Ski on May 09, 2008, 11:00:34 PM
Are you referring to my "soul"?  It was intentional...

I supposed so but it still fits better with the pope potato.  Or not?
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2008, 11:27:39 PM »
But he didn't use it. He used "sole" improperly. I made the soul--dancing connection, and I won't give it away. Not to Taters; not to anyone!!!!   Well, maybe if he asks especially nicely...
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2008, 12:18:41 AM »
You may have to kill Narcberry as he called dibs.

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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2008, 12:36:16 AM »
That can be arranged. Actually, I'm really only possessive over "soul" moderation. I could care less who gets "sole" moderation.
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2008, 01:11:08 AM »
These would be troll souls, though, and already half-way to perdition.
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2008, 01:14:06 AM »
I don't care about the souls of trolls. I just want to dance...
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2008, 01:22:29 AM »
In which case, you might need re-soles.
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2008, 01:32:05 AM »
Well played.... 
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Re: Suppressing the Trolls
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2008, 08:24:15 AM »
I want a forum for people with over 20k posts only
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