Occam hardly sides with a round-earth.
Round-earth: a giant ball of mass the shoots gravitons at everything in the universe causing complicated yet regular elliptical motions which cause further distortion to the forceful patterns causing all sorts of questionable celestial phenomena and terrestrial events such as tides. The center of the earth is really really hot and has currents of hot liquid iron creating intense magnetic fields. The sun is a giant bomb that cannot explode, that moves in a regular pattern around the earth shining its nuclear light, minus the harmful radiation of course, on all the smiling creatures beneath.
Or
The earth is flat.
Occam hardly sides with a flat-earth.
Flat-Earth: a giant plane of mass this always accelerating upward for no apparent reason and due to an unknown and unexplainable force. The magnetic field of this disk is unexplainably irregular and no ones understands how the gas we need to survive manages to stay on the disk. A worldwide conspiracy involving all of the major space organizations stops people from finding out about the disk for no other reason that to simply hide the truth - they spend all of their money wasting resources on satellites and rockets that don't actually do anything or on paying people to doctor photos and to fabricate a constant stream of fake discoveries about our universe. Even though the world is a disk, all of our round-earth-based maps and traveling remain perfectly consistent with a round earth with flights in the southern hemisphere taking the exact same time as significantly shorter flights in the northern hemisphere. Antarctica doesn't exist. All of the money that has been spent on researching the continent was simply to make false evidence and discoveries. Even though several ancient cultures independently decided that the Earth was round before global communication existed, it turns out they were all wrong and eventually, somehow the conspiracy was formed to convince everyone that the Earth was a sphere for no apparent reason.
Or
The earth is round.
You see what I did there? It's called
bias. FE requires
thousands of assumptions. RE requires practically none - all of modern science either supports or is based on the RE model.
Keyword: probably.
Keyword:
moron.
You are a moron. I show you two dice where on each one every side is a 6 except for one side that's a 5. Now, I tell you that when I roll the dice, they probably won't land on double fives. Then I bet you $10,000 that the dice won't land on double fives. So by your absolutely moronic logic, you'll go right ahead and make that bet because the dice will only
probably not be double fives. You should go to Vegas, the casinos will love you.
Also, you're even more of an idiot! How? Well I'll tell you! Occam's razor doesn't say that the theory with least assumptions is the one that is "probably right".
Occam's razor states: (This feels like the 20th time I've had to say this)
You should not make assumptions beyond necessityThere is nothing there about correctness or truth. It's dead simple logic. Flat Earth theory requires more assumptions, it requires larger assumptions, it leaves more questions unanswered which means you must assume all kinds of things that haven't been discovered yet. It's not a matter of probability! You can't just say "Well, there's still a chance FE could be right, so I'm going to believe in it". That makes no sense! Why would you every believe in something that requires more hazy speculation, fabrication, and assumption!?
This seems to be the one thing that no conspiracy theorist can understand: just about
ANYTHING could be true. What matters is what,
logically, makes the most sense to believe.