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Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler

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Roundy the Truthinessist

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Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« on: April 11, 2007, 09:40:23 AM »
He has the means.  Lots of money, exposure to all the right technology.

He has the motive.  Besides the notoriety he would gain by doing such a thing, I believe that he wants to make sure the job Hitler started gets done.

Therefore, I think we can say with absolute certainty that Bill Gates is trying to clone Hitler.

There are other people involved, of course, but only four, and they are each making millions of dollars a year to keep it secret.

If you were getting millions of dollars a year, wouldn't you keep your mouth shut?

So, just as D-Draw has put forth an airtight argument that a conspiracy exists just because it is possible for a conspiracy to exist, I HAVE PROVEN THAT BILL GATES IS TRYING TO CLONE HITLER!

Anyone want to join my official online forum to get the truth out?
« Last Edit: April 11, 2007, 10:39:31 AM by Round Earth Conspiracist »
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2007, 11:17:54 AM »
*crickets*
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2007, 02:35:16 PM »
Pfft, I already knew about Bill's plans for Hitler way before you came along. You can read about them here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bette_Hitler
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2007, 10:19:47 AM »
lol
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2007, 12:24:29 PM »
Quote from: [][][] on April 11, 2007, 02:35:16 PM
Pfft, I already knew about Bill's plans for Hitler way before you came along. You can read about them here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bette_Hitler

Wow, ironclad proof! ;D
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Quote from: wise on August 21, 2018, 11:47:45 PM
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2007, 07:42:38 PM »
Whereas Ddraw's Compendium was not only an attempt to once and for all decide who would need to be in on a conspiracy, but also intended to be the thread to discuss the conspiracy, your thread is just lame.


EDIT: and no one ever claimed there was proof of the conspiracy at all - nevermind in that thread.
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2007, 06:55:37 AM »
I have a few things to say in Bill Gate's defense.

1. Feelings about certain races are not determined by genes.
2. Hitler was a moderatley ok military leader.
3. He built the Auto Bahn(sp?) where you can drive as fast as you want.
4. Bill gates can do whatever he wants because he installed windows 2000 in you at birth and can crash you whenever the hell he wants to.
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2007, 10:27:53 AM »
We need to get this stunning revelation out!

I was always suspicious of Bill Gates...
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2007, 11:32:11 AM »
I tried once but my vision was blocked by the Blue Screen Of Death.

I was scared for my life.
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2007, 12:02:27 PM »
I swear to B.O.G. this thread is in a time warp. 9 posts including this one, but it keeps appearing highlighted. The matrix has a glitch!
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2007, 12:08:19 PM »
Put your hands on your hips, and twist your knees inside...
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2007, 12:41:25 PM »
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Quote from: Raist on September 06, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
My problem with his ideas is that it is a ridiculous thing.

Genius. PURE, undiluted genius.
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Re: Bill Gates is funding a secret experiment to clone Hitler
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2007, 12:13:42 PM »
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